April Fools Day Quotes
April Fools Day Quotes
Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?”
On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain
The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. Happy April Fool Day!!
I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Squee! (XYZ celebrity) just followed me on Twitter
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.
My life is about as organized as the $5 bin at Walmart.
Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool.
Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.
you are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
Happy April fool day
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. Happy fools day!
A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.
It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and you have already done a good job
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Happy fools day!
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Happy fools day!
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
Happy April Fool day.
31st march or 1st april, Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful, Fool Day to the King of Fools..
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.
April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.
On the 1st of April Keep Calm and troll.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
OMG everyone what is that flying over the sky outside!
Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
Happy birthday to you, because your born for this day.
Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
Hy FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.
What if April fools day doesn’t actually exist and its been the longest prank in history…
Oh April Fool’s day, where everyone teeter-totters between brilliance and insanity. Welcome to my World!!
Aliens have contacted the Earth, Watch the news and see it.
Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.
OMG Facebook officially changed it’s name to Face.
Wish you a very happy April Fool Day!
Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long.
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
RIP {insert Facebook friends name} I will never forget you…
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Take a full screenshot of their computer’s desktop, then open the image and leave it..
On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.
“Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?”
i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes
You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. Happy April Fool Day!!
I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.
i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE you are FOOL Control Yourself April fool wishes
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
“OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.”
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Happy April Fools Day
You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..
Cheese is Cheese, Butter is butter, If you forget me, I will throw you in G U T T E R!
I’m fool, I’m fool I’m fool OK OK COOL I AGREE YOUR FOOL now please control yourself…
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
I’m cool but your fool
Fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fool Day? NEVER! Press F13 on your keyboard if your agree with me my friend
Let’s see how smart your read this line, loof m’I
Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.Open your eyes. Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles…
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
– Horace
Hey friend today is your day. So wishing you happy returns of the day…
April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glasses.
Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.
Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Don’t hurt your shy friends by fooling them. You may lose them.
I am fool, I am a fool, I am the biggest fools, I am the world’s best fool. OK OK Calm Down. I agree that you are the best fool.
Is quitting drinking today…. April Fools!
If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.
Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me twice, shame on me.
Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Aliens have contacted the Earth, watch the news and see it.
Fool’s Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts)
Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool’s Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded.
Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times.
Change from Julian to Gregorian Calendar: Another theory attributes the origin of April Fool’s Day to the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.
British Folklore: As per another folklore from British culture, the 13th century King used to declare every road he walked as public property.
Stop at 12 Noon: April Fool’s Day is characterized with a renewal festival celebrated by most cultures around the world such as the end of winter and the beginning of spring.
But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?
Just a friendly reminder – Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
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Quotes on Happy April Fool Day
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
Funny April Fool Day Quotes in English
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. -Happy Fools Day !
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. Happy Fools Day !
Funny April Fool Status for Friends
It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.and YOU have already done a good job 😉 Happy Fools Day !
A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy. Happy Fools Day !
Funny April Fool Texts for Friends
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. -Happy Fools Day !
Happy April Fool Day Status for Whatsapp
Wish you a very happy April Fool Day!
Have fun April Fool Day my friend!
Yeah! it’s April Fool Day!
Congratulation today is your day!
Happy April Fool Sayings for Facebook
Happy birthday to you, because you’re born for this day!
Today is your day! Happy April Fool Day!
Thinking of you on this day, because it’s your day!
To the biggest fool I know, happy April Fool Day!
Funny April fool Texts for Girlfriend /Boyfriend.
If you’re not fool then press F13
No one likes you April Fools!
1000 VIRUS DETECTED! When you turn your phone off it won’t WORK AGAIN!
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Best April Fool Day Quotes in English
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Yes, it’s true. We’re packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here). We’ll miss everyone so much!
The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing.
