Nice Status in English
Nice Status in English
Nice Status in English
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.
Nice Status in English
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10:46
Rating:
5
